This first post is a choose your own blog-venture! [Decide/Pretend you know] what I mean to say!
Why hello [your name/amigo/amiga/George Washington]!
I'm so glad you found time in your [busy/chaotic/packed/so open it's boring] schedule to visit my [lowly/infantile/intellectually fascinating] new blog-o-thing!
I've been thinking a lot lately about how people don't [pay attention to/heap praises upon/hand fistfuls of cash over to] me enough, which is a bit strange given how [awesome/pathetically insecure] I am. I figure there's no better way to [encourage/dissuade] such [behavior/behaviour] than to start my very own [blog/blog] in [lament/celebration] of my impending [birthday/doom]!
[Enjoy/Loathe]!
[Anth/T]ony
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